(Source: lunar-skies, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)
- white dad in any movie: but son, you're throwing away your DREAM
- white son in any movie: no dad, I'm throwing away ~yours~
no matter how many gross facts you tell me about McDonald’s i’m still gonna eat it
(Source: deaaarest, via just-awallflower-deactivated201)
i went down to the middle school today for relay for life and i saw my old social studies teacher i had a crush on (don’t talk to me) and he was like “hey how are you i haven’t seen you in ages?” and the first thing i blurted out was “I JUST TURNED 18” and jesus christ if that’s not the thirstiest thing i’ve said in my whole life
do british people have a special £ key on their keyboards
when you click shift+3 yeah we have the $ sign too


